Hi. I'm Dixie. Yeah, I'm a non-descript mutt, but my family likes me. I love coming to school to pick-up and drop-off the kids, but today, I'm pissed.
Why? Because yesterday some dude had this white dog out on the lower school playground chasing a stick while the rest of us looked on in afternoon car line, contained in our vehicles. It wasn't like he just had to pee and then hopped right back in the car, noooo, this was pure frolic. And he got to wear his Sperry's. What's that about?
I begged, pleaded and all I got was a pat on the head and a "settle down" from my owner. She explained that she had received numerous emails asking people to not bring their dogs out on school property— because of you know, safety, liability... yadda, yadda. Whatever. I said, "Stick it to the man! Let's go!"
With a stern look from my owner, I got booted from my shotgun perch and was sent to the back of the van. Nice. I can't believe she chooses today to be a rule follower.
White dog, please tell your owner not to screw this up for the rest of us and get your booty back in your car. Remember... 
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